The Gloomy Victorian

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Where is this glum Victorian This man of mien forlorn Fit but for some historian To heap with heavy scorn?I've sought him up an down the streetThro' labyrinthine ways,Wherever men and maidens meet;By road or rail, or on two feetI've searched for him for days.I've looked for him where business caresWeigh down on every rank,Seeking to catch him unawaresIn tears upon the office stairs;Yet ever drew a blankI've sought him in the hinterlandOn Sunny Saturdays.He smiled a while and waved his handAmid his draughts and drays,And said, 'Excuse me: I must catchThis bus to see a football match,'And gaily went his ways. In palaces and picture showsWhere e'er a soul for solace goesI've hunted him; and goodness knowsHe seemed too gay by half;And neither consciousness of sinNor sorrow kept his gladness in;For, truth to tell, his silly grinFled only for a laugh.
Where is this glum Victorian Man of the brooding eye?His story, tho' a hoary 'unI've failed to verify.I've sought him on the sandy beach,Mid shining sheik and perfect peach;But he was never there.I've sought him in the gleaming bushMid many a merry hiking push,And moaned in my despair.I've sought him him on the sunlit courseDoing his dough on some slow horse,And glimpsed a gloomy note.But swiftly, moved by some queer force,He grinned, and backed without remorseAnother hairy goat ....Then hopeless, haggard and distraught, I met a ragged manAnd pitifullyhim besoughtTo tell me where he might be caught,This glum Victorian.He looked me up, he looked me downAnd, tho' he seemed a sorry clown,A merry smile replaced his frownAs thus to me he spoke:'So far, I ain't met such 'tis true,'Said he; 'but, by the looks of you,I reckon you're the bloke.'

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About the poet

Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis, better known as C. J. Dennis, was an Australian poet known for his humorous poems, especially "The Songs of a Sentimental Bloke", published in the early 20th century. Though Dennis's work is less well known today, his 1916 publication of The Sentimental Bloke sold 65,000 copies in its first year, and by 1917 he was the most prosperous poet in Australian history.

Together with Banjo Paterson and Henry Lawson, both of whom he collaborated with, he is often considered among Australia's three most famous poets.

When he died at the age of 61, the Prime Minister of Australia Joseph Lyons suggested he was destined to be remembered as the "Australian Robert Burns".

Biography

C. J. Dennis was born in Auburn, South Australia. His father owned hotels in Auburn, and then later in Gladstone and Laura. His mother suffered ill health, so Clarrie (as he was known) was raised initially by his great-aunts, then went away to school, Christian Brothers College, Adelaide as a teenager.

At the age of 19 he was employed as a solicitor's clerk. It was while he was working in this job that, like banker's clerk Banjo Paterson before him, his first poem was published. He later went on to publish in The Bulletin.

C. J. Dennis is buried in Box Hill Cemetery, Melbourne. The Box Hill Historical Society have attached a commemorative plaque to the gravestone. Dennis is also commemorated with a plaque on Circular Quay in Sydney which forms part of the NSW Ministry for the Arts - Writers Walk series, and by a bust outside the town hall of the town of Laura.

20th century. Though Dennis's work is less well known today, his 1916 publication of The Sentimental
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